Bonus!

But you're not fooling anyone.

Honestly, we've never seen her so sedate before.

(yep, we said it)

ugly-cool.

The dress code was black, not hot mess.

Here's hoping they don't try to emulate her style... Opss too late.

Sweetie, go home and take a long nap—it'll do you good.

"Was she hoping for a Scream award, too?
'Cause she's definitely getting my vote."

Sweetie, do yourself a favor and change out of this before
somebody asks you for a scotch on the rocks.

Think diplomacy, not down 'n' dirty.

Somebody please take the scissors away!!!